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PostSubject: Two Nuns In America   Two Nuns In America EmptyMon Mar 15, 2010 1:17 am

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat. One says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor, and they both walk towards the cart.

"Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige. He wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap
their 'dogs.'

The Mother Superior is the first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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